I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
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Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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