She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
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So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
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His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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