i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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