Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
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Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
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Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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