there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
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i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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