awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
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Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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