I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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