Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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