I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Your dad touched me again.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
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I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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