i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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