I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
