dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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