i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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