he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
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My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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