You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
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I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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