office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
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i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
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Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup