ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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