We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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