his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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