yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I'm bleeding and have questions
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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