And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
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i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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