When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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