yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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