Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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