If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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