I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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