Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
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