He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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My boob is missing a layer of skin
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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