Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
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He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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