what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Shame is for Republicans.
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