'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
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