That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
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he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
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Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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