Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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