i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
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Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
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He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I wear drunk well.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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