I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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