I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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