but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
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Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
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I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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