doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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