We won't sleep together?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
