I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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