Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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