I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
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Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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