at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
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