the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
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We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
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When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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