theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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