I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
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Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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