He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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