Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
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You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
you never un-have a 4some
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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