I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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