Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
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I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
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I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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