is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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