He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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