Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
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Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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