"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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